1. The Man with Bad Luck and Too Much Brandy
A man walked into a bar looking like life had knocked him down. He sat at the counter and said, “Give me six double brandies, no questions.”
The bartender raised a brow. “Whoa, rough day?”
The man sighed heavily. “You could say that. I just found out my father is gay.”
The next day, the same guy showed up again, dragging his feet and wearing the same broken expression.
“Six doubles, again,” he mumbled.
As he poured the drinks, the bartender asked, “Another shocker?”
The man nodded. “Yep. My son’s gay too.”
By the third visit, he looked like a ghost of himself. Again, he asked for six double shots.
Now seriously worried, the bartender leaned in and asked, “Man, is there anyone in your family who actually likes women?”
The man stared into his glass and muttered, “Yeah… my wife.”
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2. The Cowboy Who Discovered He’s Something Else
An old man strolled into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender, trying to spark conversation, asked, “So, what do you do for a living?”
The man smiled proudly. “I’m a cowboy.”
The bartender lit up. “Really? What’s that like?”
“Well,” the cowboy began, “I ride horses, take care of cattle, fix fences, and work the ranch every day. It’s a good life.”
Just then, a beautiful woman walked in and sat down next to the old cowboy. The bartender turned to her and asked, “And what’s your profession?”
With a calm voice, she said, “I’m a lesbian.”
The old cowboy looked curious as she continued. “From the moment I wake up to the time I go to sleep, I think about women. I dream about them, admire them, and can’t get them out of my head.”
After a thoughtful pause, the cowboy finished his drink, tipped his hat, and walked out.
A bit later, he found himself in another bar. When the bartender asked, “And what do you do?” the old man scratched his head and said, “Well… this morning I was a cowboy, but now I’m starting to think I might be a lesbian.”
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