After a long night of heavy drinking, two guys stumbled into a local gentlemen’s club, barely able to stand.
The madam, noticing how out of it they were, leaned over to her assistant and whispered,
“Just give them the inflatable girls — they’re too wasted to know the difference.”
The next morning, as they staggered home, one of them said,
“Dude, I think the girl I was with last night was… dead.”
“Dead? What makes you say that?” the other asked.
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“She didn’t move at all. No sound, no reaction. She was cold as ice.”
The second guy blinked, then said,
“Well, I think mine was a ***witch.”
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“A ***witch?! Why on earth would you think that?”
He replied,
“Because when I bit her… she let out a fart and flew right out the window.”
