Noticed This Sticking Out from My Ceiling — What Is It?

1. “Plot twist: it’s the antenna of your FBI agent getting bad reception.”
2. “That’s just your house’s emotional support noodle.”
3. “Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the ‘Forbidden Spaghetti’ level of homeownership.”
4. “Have you tried turning the house off and on again?”
5. “If it starts hissing, just hand over the deed. It lives there now.”
6. “Oh no, your house just got a DLC update: Resident Evil: Ceiling Edition.”
7. “That’s not a wire. That’s a landlord test to see if you notice.”
8. “Ceiling snakes: now in HD. Nature’s worst update.”
9. “Call a priest, an electrician, and an exterminator—and let them battle it out.”
10. “That’s just 2025 trying to sneak in early.”